A lovely young woman named Judy
Fell in love with the clown Howdy-Doody
She asked that old clown
If he’d like to go down
But he said right now he’s too moody

The old man took his colleague to dine
Because her young body looked fine
She said thanks for the food
But I’m just not in the mood
So the pleasure tonight is all mine

She went out with an aging roué
Who wanted to have his own way
She said that’s all right honey
If you’ve brought all your money
Because it’s pay or no lay

They brought the nude on a plate
He said I hope you can wait
Then I’ll take a few sips
Of those beautiful lips
Although I already ate

in Sept 24 I just couldn’t overcome

the temptation to try writing these